Sign Humor. And I dont want to hear about how long it is. I can see it myself. Or about how much time i have?

JonnaMamma asked the question: A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O’Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, [...]