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Rate this clean joke?

Maverick asked the question:


An Englishman was touring the Irish countryside and got lost. He saw a farmer Mike, working in his field and stopped for directions.

Mike told him the directions back to his place.

The Englishman wanted to talk a bit so he asked Mike, “Is this your farm?”

“Yep”, Mike answered.

“How big is it?” asked the Englishman.

“Well, it starts down the road there where the creek is and follows the creek up and over the hill to about where you can see that big tree. Then it runs across back of the barn to a big pile of stones up yonder and then down along the fence there to the road up that way.”

The Englishman smiled and said, “Well, that’s a nice place. Let me tell you about my place at Norfolk (England). I can get into my car and start out from one end of my property just as the sun is coming up in the east. I can drive all-day and just as the sun is setting in the west I reach to other end of my ranch. What do you think of that?”

Mike thought for a second or two, and then said, “I had a car like that once.”

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12 Responses to “Rate this clean joke?”

  1. courtsnort51 on February 7th, 2009 2:28 pm

    hehe, funny. 7/10

  2. butt on February 11th, 2009 12:49 pm

    whoa, that was so clean, cleaner than Colgate

  3. tasha on February 16th, 2009 5:31 pm

    lol ……… pretty funny!

    actually, i have to admit i have not heard a clean joke that is sooo funny for quite a long time. :)
    so, i giv u 11/10 for this one!!

    got any more great clean jokes????????

  4. basil brush on February 21st, 2009 11:48 am

    ha ha ha clean as 10/10

  5. lindakflowers on February 22nd, 2009 3:49 am

    I’d give it an A. Thanks!

  6. samantha jacqlynlsy on February 24th, 2009 10:32 pm

    great ………..clean joke..10/10

  7. Tickler on February 28th, 2009 6:34 pm

    Ha Ha Ha….Gross misunderstanding ? Poor fellow must be thinking that the English man must be really crazy even then to maintain such car !! 10/10!!!

  8. it's me, julie on March 1st, 2009 7:30 am

    i don’t get it

  9. Dani on March 2nd, 2009 9:12 pm

    Got me chuckling. I rate this about 7 out of 10

  10. Lisa on March 5th, 2009 12:46 pm

    10 nice joke

  11. zero_2_100 on March 6th, 2009 4:47 am

    Good to see a joke that doesn’t involve sex , body parts, or bodily fluid…… LOL

    And I have to admit I didn’t see the punchline coming,
    so i give you a 9 /10

  12. Silent on March 9th, 2009 4:14 pm

    LOL……. thanks for a laugh………